Our coding team are masters of accomplishing the seemingly impossible and have an understanding of technology that nears mysticism. Hand picked during expeditions to the deepest regions of the dark web our elite coders spend most of their time sheltered from the sun hopped up on energy drinks – as most good coders prefer. After a life dedicated to such subjects as artificial intelligence, neural networks, cryptography and gaming they speak to none but our support staff who have been trained not to make sudden movements or loud noises that frequently frighten them off.
Naw, they’re good people – but you can be certain they know more about solving technical problems than anyone you know, and that’s good, because it’s a delicate art with many nuances and subtleties.
Our sales team will work with you to develop the concept and which packages you’ll need, and that will be sent to the coders for them to reject and advise us on several better methods of doing the same thing along with unconsidered details… After a few of these cycles we’ll iron out an comparison of everything needed versus desired along with things to be avoided and develop a realistic quote.
Then from their subterranean dungeon they’ll masterfully and artistically weave binary into substance, leaving us all in wonder